Predators hire former Flyers coach Peter Laviolette

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ESPN – The Nashville Predators hired Peter Laviolette as their new head coach Tuesday.

Laviolette spent parts of the last five seasons as the coach of the Philadelphia Flyers, who fired him just three games into this season.

A Stanley-Cup winning coach with the Carolina Hurricanes in 2006, Laviolette will replace Barry Trotz, who parted ways with the Predators last month after serving as the only head coach in franchise history.

Good for Lavy.  Thought firing him three games into the season was harsh but the Flyers weren’t playing for him and his message/methods got stale.  Craig Berube steps in and lights a flamethrower under their asses to save the season.

Looks like a win for both sides – Flyers got a new leader that found success in his first season and Lavy got another chance as a head coach.

You can’t not get pumped from this guy’s speeches:

Or when he goes to battle for your team and calls out the turd Guins coach:

Monica Lewinsky writes about affair with Bill Clinton – Would you have an affair with the First Lady/Hil-Dawg?

CNN – “I, myself, deeply regret what happened between me and President Clinton. Let me say it again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened,” says the now 40 year old Lewinsky in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair.

Lewinsky maintains that her affair with Clinton was one between two consenting adults.

“Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship. Any ‘abuse’ came in the aftermath, when I was made a scapegoat in order to protect his powerful position,” Lewinsky writes.  

In 1995 Lewinsky, then a White House intern, began a sexual relationship with Clinton. The political scandal and investigation that emerged from that extramarital affair resulted in the Democratic president’s impeachment by the Republican-led House of Representatives. Clinton was subsequently acquitted of all impeachment charges during a trial by the Senate.

 No shit Monica Lewinsky consented to the president at the time Bill Clinton.  The JFK of our generation doesn’t hear the words no in sexual encounters.  And of course Lewinsky profited off of this and has a book deal which is what this story is about.  For girls, getting with Bill is a sure thing but what about for guys with the First Lady?

Hypothetical – Lets say its a reverse type of situation where Hillary Clinton (Hil-Dawg) or Michelle Obama came on to you (the intern).  You would have no choice but to do it right?  And I’m leaving out Barbara Bush because her face gives me nightmares.

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I guess Michelle Obama is a yes.  She’s in shape right?

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Hil-Dawg you would have to say no to after strong consideration.  I’m all about doing stuff for the story but this would cross the line or is the result of losing a coin flip.  I know its disgusting and also there’s a snuke in her snizz.

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But think about the possible book deals/movie scripts that could follow from the affair.  Set yourself up for life and stick it to the man.  And by set yourself up for life you would be not poor.  I googled Monica Lewinsky’s net worth and its $500k.  More than I’m worth now and be rich in nasty sex stories with the First Lady.  Man I’m shallow.

Get some Walrus

Girl wants to bend down to snap a pic with walrus wearing a see through dress.  She better expect that he’s gonna send her on her way with a vintage 1953 ass slap.  Bet the house the walrus trainer not only taught this guy that move but picks up chicks following the “assault”.  Easy way to break the ice.

Just be glad he didn’t mount you like those raper dolphins often do.

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